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The Real Scandal: While We Debated Musk’s Salute, Trump Bet the Economy on a Meme Coin

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Feb 16

The Real Scandal: While We Debated Musk’s Salute, Trump Bet the Economy on a Meme Coin

Feb 16

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Donald Trump and Agent Orange

Ever wondered why the fuck Trump is SO orange? The answer lies in Trump’s perineum and a Mexican dermatologist.

Jan 10

Donald Trump and Agent Orange

Jan 10

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Reverse Metamorphosis: A short story inspired by Kafka

One day, a cockroach awoke from uneasy dreams to find itself transformed into a giant human. It lay sprawling on its face, dirt and filth…

Jul 10, 2024

Reverse Metamorphosis: A short story inspired by Kafka

Jul 10, 2024

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Hate Yourself Even More With BodyShameR™

Are you even slightly contoured, jiggly, or… normal? Pay a monthly fee for your own personalised self-hate algorithm.

Feb 15

Hate Yourself Even More With BodyShameR™

Feb 15

Planktocelon: How Musk intends to infiltrate the oceans

Musk will inject his own cells into the ocean, creating an oceanic rebrand even worse than X

Jan 24

Planktocelon: How Musk intends to infiltrate the oceans

Jan 24

Elon Musk's Salute: A Sonic Boom Against Our Core Values

Elon Musk’s hand shot forward-not a Nazi salute, of course not! No, the natural reflex of a Billionaire Beast .

Jan 22

Elon Musk's Salute: A Sonic Boom Against Our Core Values

Jan 22

Kurzweil is brilliant.

Jan 20

Jan 20

The MAGA Remix: How the Village People Became America’s New Anthem

In what can only be described as a fever dream of American politics, the Village People took center stage at Donald Trump’s second…

Jan 20

The MAGA Remix: How the Village People Became America’s New Anthem

Jan 20

Why I am GLAD Trump got back in — no really I am.

As a satirist, I am in absolute ecstasy: Donald Trump is president again. Forget the existential dread, this is my moment…

Jan 19

Why I am GLAD Trump got back in — no really I am.

Jan 19

David Lynch and the Final Red Curtain

How Unconventional Narratives Turned a Teenage Outsider into a Lifelong Admirer: A Personal Reflection

Jan 17

David Lynch and the Final Red Curtain

Jan 17

Stephen Prime

Stephen Prime

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An unashamedly self-conscious humanoid living in Japan. I write about tech, society, and language and I don't hold back. stephenprime.com hungrywolf.net

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