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The Real Scandal: While We Debated Musk’s Salute, Trump Bet the Economy on a Meme Coin

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Feb 16

The Real Scandal: While We Debated Musk’s Salute, Trump Bet the Economy on a Meme Coin

Feb 16

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Donald Trump and Agent Orange

Ever wondered why the fuck Trump is SO orange? The answer lies in Trump’s perineum and a Mexican dermatologist.

Jan 10

Donald Trump and Agent Orange

Jan 10

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Reverse Metamorphosis: A short story inspired by Kafka

One day, a cockroach awoke from uneasy dreams to find itself transformed into a giant human. It lay sprawling on its face, dirt and filth…

Jul 10, 2024

Reverse Metamorphosis: A short story inspired by Kafka

Jul 10, 2024

ELON MUSK ABOLISHES DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME, INTRODUCES ‘MUSK TIME’ INSTEAD

New Global Time System Will Now Follow Elon’s Sleep Schedule, SNS Meltdowns, and Gut Instincts

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ELON MUSK ABOLISHES DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME, INTRODUCES ‘MUSK TIME’ INSTEAD

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Hate Yourself Even More With BodyShameR™

Are you even slightly contoured, jiggly, or… normal? Pay a monthly fee for your own personalised self-hate algorithm.

Feb 15

Hate Yourself Even More With BodyShameR™

Feb 15

Planktocelon: How Musk intends to infiltrate the oceans

Musk will inject his own cells into the ocean, creating an oceanic rebrand even worse than X

Jan 24

Planktocelon: How Musk intends to infiltrate the oceans

Jan 24

Elon Musk's Salute: A Sonic Boom Against Our Core Values

Elon Musk’s hand shot forward-not a Nazi salute, of course not! No, the natural reflex of a Billionaire Beast .

Jan 22

Elon Musk's Salute: A Sonic Boom Against Our Core Values

Jan 22

Kurzweil is brilliant.

Jan 20

Jan 20

The MAGA Remix: How the Village People Became America’s New Anthem

In what can only be described as a fever dream of American politics, the Village People took center stage at Donald Trump’s second…

Jan 20

The MAGA Remix: How the Village People Became America’s New Anthem

Jan 20

Why I am GLAD Trump got back in — no really I am.

As a satirist, I am in absolute ecstasy: Donald Trump is president again. Forget the existential dread, this is my moment…

Jan 19

Why I am GLAD Trump got back in — no really I am.

Jan 19

Stephen Prime

Stephen Prime

he/him/they/them

An unashamedly self-conscious humanoid living in Japan. I write about tech, society, and language and I don't hold back. stephenprime.com hungrywolf.net

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